Attention all Monster Kids with kids of their own: you now have the opportunity to give your son or daughter the kind of fantasy camp training you could only dream about while reading comics in your bedroom. That’s right… Trackers Earth has officially partnered with Dark Horse Comics and Mike Mignola to bring you a HELLBOY-THEMED SUMMER CAMP.
Are they kidding?
Apparently not. Check out the press release:
January 23, MILWAUKIE, OR—Do you or someone you know have a penchant for the supernatural? Do you like spending time in the great outdoors? Are you between the ages of 9 and 17? Will you be in Portland, Oregon, from July 16 to July 20? If so, Trackers Earth has the ultimate summer-camp experience for you!
The B.P.R.D. Training Camp includes:
• Tactical training
• Survival in any environment
• Martial arts and self-defense specific to preternatural entities
• Hand-to-hand weaponry (foam swords, bows, and more)
• Investigation and forensics
• Folklore and mythology
• Potions and charms 101
• Telepathy training
• Gadgets of the occult: EMF detectors, polarized lenses, and other paranormal investigative gear
• Comparative analogy and physiology of monsters
• Construction of your own quality foam swords and training weapons
• Meeting with the artists of the comic book that documents the adventures of the B.P.R.D.
• Bureau history and paranormal research
Wow. Where was the B.P.R.D. when I was forced to sing kumbaya with a bunch of creepy ten year olds in Southeastern Tennessee? Oh, right—the whole HELLBOY thing was just Mike Mignola’s brain embryo back then. Modern kids have all the fun.
Check out more details at the Trackers website: http://trackerspdx.com/youth/summer-camp/day/hellboy-camp.php





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